“Team, please can everyone sign Sarah’s birthday card by Wednesday lunchtime? We will have a small gathering on Thursday at 10am at the Heisenberg juice bar on the 2nd floor to wish her well. You can ...

Got candles? Cake? A thoughtful gift? If so, then all that's left is to warm up your vocal chords ahead of singing “Happy Birthday” and signing the card. If you've picked out just the right one, but ...